The pug life chose me.

So I've been wanting a duck for like ever and then I saw your duck post and your blog and I took it as I sign and I bought a duck. I pick her up next week (I'm moving so I asked them to keep her till I got to me new house).

unfbabyunfunf

Good luck! They’re a lot of work as babies and need a lot of attention

where do you live that you're allowed to have a pet duck? where i live i think it might be illegal so i'm wondering where i need to move to

untitled87121

Virginia :P

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